10 reactions of world leaders following Macron´s election

Paris, France. Emanuel Macron obtained a landslide victory in the French elections on Sunday and world leaders were quick to react. Here´s what The Berlin Group found out from the top political figures: Donald Trump said he was excited to work with Macron on building a wall that will protect France from Afro-Mexicans While texting via Whatsapp to a contact mysteriously called “Vlady”, Viktor Orban … Continue reading 10 reactions of world leaders following Macron´s election

EU finds solution to overgrazing, soil erosion and continental security. All sheep to be fed with Russian soldiers by 2020

Brussels, Belgium The EU was quick to act following the sinking of a Russian spy vessel in the Black Sea by a Togolese cargo ship carrying Romanian sheep. Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker announced that a solution has finally been reached regarding the critical state of soils in Europe due to overgrazing and erosion – all European sheep will now feed on Russian soldiers instead of grass. … Continue reading EU finds solution to overgrazing, soil erosion and continental security. All sheep to be fed with Russian soldiers by 2020

BREAKING NEWS: Hungarian Government to be shut down and relocated out of Russia because it receives 5 billion euros in foreign EU funds, President Putin announces

Moscow, Russia In an unprecedented move, President Putin of Russia announced that Viktor Orban´s institution – the Government of the Socialist Republic of Hungary – needs to shut down its campus in Russia and move out. The news come as Russia´s Duma recently passed a law forbidding foreign-funded institutions to operate within the country´s borders. “Let us be clear now. Orban´s institution could in theory continue … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Hungarian Government to be shut down and relocated out of Russia because it receives 5 billion euros in foreign EU funds, President Putin announces

11 things you should know about the planets discovered by NASA

Mossack Fonseca already established a tax haven on planet H and their first account application came from Iceland. Sigmundur David Gunnlaugsson refused to comment on this. The 7 planets are as far from us as we are from democracy – 40 light years. Planet B organised a referendum regarding its status in the EU. 52% of the population voted OUT. NASA is still debating on the actual … Continue reading 11 things you should know about the planets discovered by NASA

Agriculture in Romania on the brink of collapse. All manure is consumed by politicians

Bucharest, 4th February 2017. Hundreds of thousand of people took to the streets of Romania for the past few weeks in a quest to get rid of the Government and Parliament officials. The anger of Romanian people come from the fact that politicians have not stopped eating manure ever since the last elections in December and thus the domestic agriculture sector in the country is … Continue reading Agriculture in Romania on the brink of collapse. All manure is consumed by politicians

Re-wilding, a success in Romania: 80% of the population is now a dodo

The 2016 parliamentary elections in Romania proved something that scientists have suspected for the last years: most Romanians are, in fact, dodos! Although the species was thought to have gone extinct in 1662, there is now undeniable evidence that there are at least 16 million dodos in the Eastern European Member State. “It´s a breakthrough. Whether Romanians are dodos or not has been a topic … Continue reading Re-wilding, a success in Romania: 80% of the population is now a dodo

Growing population not a problem anymore as plans reveal agriculture will be irrigated from melting ice caps

World leaders were pleasantly surprised to learn from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) that although millions of people will drown and plenty of islands will disappear due to climatic changes, the water from melting polar ice caps can be used for agriculture. “I thought glaciers were made of seawater too. If only I had this invaluable knowledge that water from ice caps can be … Continue reading Growing population not a problem anymore as plans reveal agriculture will be irrigated from melting ice caps