Merkel is back in the game: Germans support immigration after United Africa wins World Cup in Russia

Berlin, Germany The victory of United Africa on Sunday in the World Cup final over Croatia brought a change of heart for the German people. With their football team shamefully leaving the competitionĀ in the group stage, Germans have watched in bewilderment how a group of skilled and talented young Africans brought victory to their western neighbour. “Why, I would have never…you see, we are too … Continue reading Merkel is back in the game: Germans support immigration after United Africa wins World Cup in Russia

Saudi players ask for political asylum after 0-5 defeat with Russia

Moscow, Russia Tears of both joy and desperation could be seen at the end of the 2018 World Cup kick-off match in Moscow. In what was broadly expected to be a friendly draw, Russian players administered a humiliating 5-0 to the Saudi team. Stakes were high on both sides, as the players engaged in the field with Vladimir Putin and Prince Mohammed bin Salman (aka … Continue reading Saudi players ask for political asylum after 0-5 defeat with Russia

Viktor Orban deeply in love with the EU Commission as Juncker-Selmayr dictatorship cements

Budapest, Hungary This Sunday (ed. 8th of April) Hungarians head to the polls to vote in presidential elections. There will be no surprise on the winner, as President-Minister Viktor Orban is set for yet another mandate at the head of the small Eastern European country. But there is indeed something that has surprised Europe in the last weeks – Orban’s sudden love story with the … Continue reading Viktor Orban deeply in love with the EU Commission as Juncker-Selmayr dictatorship cements

Putin denies nervous gas attack and says diluted vodka poisoned former KGB spy, while breaking down in tears

Moscow, Russia Freshly re-elected at the Kremlin, President-for-life Vladimir Putin took some time to finally address the attack on former KGB spy Sergei Skripal. Speaking at a press-conference in the Red Square, he waved Western accusations as ridiculous “nonsense”: “Come on, just stop all this nonsense about some Novichok or Kazachok or Vladivostok programme. There’s no such thing and even if it was, we did … Continue reading Putin denies nervous gas attack and says diluted vodka poisoned former KGB spy, while breaking down in tears

Selmayr proposes EU Fidget Spinner War Strategy after Commission Capture *EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW*

Brussels, Belgium After EU parliamentarians were left baffled last week with consternation and uproar because of theĀ coup d’etat of Juncker’s childhood friend Selmayr, the tension in the control room of the EU raised further after rumours that his first policy proposal entails including fidget spinners in the ongoing update of the EU-UN War Innovation Strategy. Taking advantage of the climate of suspicion towards mainstream media … Continue reading Selmayr proposes EU Fidget Spinner War Strategy after Commission Capture *EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW*

Season 2 of Westworld to be shot in Syria

Hollywood, US Excitement at today’s Westworld crew conference rumours that the series’ new season will be shot in Syria were confirmed. Creators Jonathan Nole and Lisa Joy ended up last weeks’ Hollywood gossips by acknowledging their long-time fascination with Syria, particularly the Middle-Eastern’s country development since 2011. “We never told this to anyone but in fact our source of inspiration for the first season was … Continue reading Season 2 of Westworld to be shot in Syria

UN in breakthrough “Syrian Method” solution to eradicate world poverty

Geneva, Switzerland In a landmark summit held in Geneva, United Nations (UN) General Secretary Antonio Guterres presented UN’s breakthrough strategy to achieve some of the Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs). The underpinning solution to the strategy is affectionately entitled “the Syrian Method” and it is based on three basic principles: (1) constant violation of human rights, particularly the right to live; (2) continuous targeting of the … Continue reading UN in breakthrough “Syrian Method” solution to eradicate world poverty