Study finds metal smuggling contributes to achieving recycling targets and boosting a circular economy

Wetwank, Yorkshire A study by British scientists at the University of Heavy and Rare Metals (UHRM) in Wetwank, Yorkshire, found that countries are more likely to reach their recycling targets if they are more lenient towards metal smugglers. The study looked at 23 countries within and outside the European Union (EU) and in all but two cases, their hypothesis was validated by data on the … Continue reading Study finds metal smuggling contributes to achieving recycling targets and boosting a circular economy

Latest IPCC report names George Soros as main cause of global warming

Geneva, Switzerland In its 6th and last assessment report, the Intergovernmental Panel of Climate Change (IPCC) marks a breakthrough in scientific research. After spending millions of dollars and decades of research and investigative work, IPCC has finally succeeded in pointing out the single most detrimental factor to our climate. And it’s George Soros. With 100% scientific consensus, the Hungarian-born billionaire is now claimed to cause … Continue reading Latest IPCC report names George Soros as main cause of global warming

Mourning in Romania as Prime Minister Dancila and coalition leader Liviu Dragnea not among victims of Morandi bridge collapse

Bucharest, Romania Scenes of utter disappointment in the Romanian capital of Bucharest, only days after a violent anti-corruption protest. Hopes were high in the Eastern European Member State when the Ministry of Foreign Affairs confirmed two Romanian casualties following the tragic collapse of Morandi Bridge in Genoa, Italy. “I’m in tears. I was so sure, we all were so sure Dragnea and Dancila were running … Continue reading Mourning in Romania as Prime Minister Dancila and coalition leader Liviu Dragnea not among victims of Morandi bridge collapse

No mass protests today in Bucharest prompts Romanian government to send riot police in Turkey to beat anti-Erdogan protesters

Bucharest, Romania Working in the Romanian riot police force is not an easy job. Riot policemen (called “jandarmi”) had a very busy weekend in Bucharest, where they had to beat hundreds of women, children, pensioners, students, journalists and people in wheelchair protesting against the corrupt and incompetent ruling coalition. Few of the policemen were also injured, but mostly by their own colleagues, who were too … Continue reading No mass protests today in Bucharest prompts Romanian government to send riot police in Turkey to beat anti-Erdogan protesters

Breaking news! Hungarian Senate Committee reveals Jewish origins for Viktor Orban, country in political lockdown

Budapest, Hungary A Senate Committee set up to investigate the genealogical tree of Prime Minister Viktor Orban has just announced that they can now confirm Mr. Orban is of Jewish origins. This is an unlikely turn of events for the small country of Hungary, whose ruling party Fidesz has won elections on a campaign based on anti-semitism and hate speech. “We can now confirm that … Continue reading Breaking news! Hungarian Senate Committee reveals Jewish origins for Viktor Orban, country in political lockdown

Merkel is back in the game: Germans support immigration after United Africa wins World Cup in Russia

Berlin, Germany The victory of United Africa on Sunday in the World Cup final over Croatia brought a change of heart for the German people. With their football team shamefully leaving the competition¬†in the group stage, Germans have watched in bewilderment how a group of skilled and talented young Africans brought victory to their western neighbour. “Why, I would have never…you see, we are too … Continue reading Merkel is back in the game: Germans support immigration after United Africa wins World Cup in Russia

Saudi players ask for political asylum after 0-5 defeat with Russia

Moscow, Russia Tears of both joy and desperation could be seen at the end of the 2018 World Cup kick-off match in Moscow. In what was broadly expected to be a friendly draw, Russian players administered a humiliating 5-0 to the Saudi team. Stakes were high on both sides, as the players engaged in the field with Vladimir Putin and Prince Mohammed bin Salman (aka … Continue reading Saudi players ask for political asylum after 0-5 defeat with Russia